ED BALLS – GANGNAM STYLE
It is perhaps timely, now the Conservative Party has been swallowed into Nigel Farage's abyssal orifice and the vitriolic bastards of the New Labour Right are again in control of the country (the donors of), that we watch Ed Balls, that fraud, that vacuum, that gawm, that gobshite, dancing, like the little round horse stuffed into a suit several sizes too small that he is. Ed Balls reminds me of a male praying mantis. He mounts the Home Secretary and copulates wildly, while she rotates her head 180 degrees and eats off his head. I downloaded the video of this dance from the internet, exported it into individual jpg files and then holding my laptop upside down, traced the individual frames in a somewhat hurried fashion. I thought I might do more, or Come Dancing might hire me to create little indents for their instagram account, but neither of those things happened.